Please try your best this month 1 February 2019 How can you have self-doubt when your locus of responsibility is placed in a Tesla car and fired at the moon?
Encrusted Data For Future Generations 1 January 2019 THE ORBJust let us be governed by machines. A huge, sentient, clicking orb sat atop a mountain with hulking tendrils of wires sliding down i…
Brain News For Crenellated Minds 1 December 2018 HE'S DONE IT AGAINIt's 2:05pm and I'm wandering the Tate Modern looking for a sharpener I left here when I came in earlier to use the toilet…
Fanged Facts Like Barbed Wire 1 November 2018 Aunty Agatha's Understanding ZoneDear Aunt Agatha, I found your advice column in the paper yesterday and when I saw you were taking submissi…
Big Details for Distressed Taxpayers 1 October 2018 GOODNIGHT THUMPERPhilip May stabs his shovel into the topsoil so both his arms are free to gesture at once. "So, explain cultural appropriat…
Big Facts for Smashed Up Friends 1 September 2018 FAIR WAGES NOWShaking my head at the vast majority of so-called vegans and vegetarians who are willing to talk the big talk when it comes to…
Crumbling Facts for Withered Pals 23 July 2018 GMT IS A VESTIGE OF IMPERIALIST OPPRESSION, SO I’VE SET MY CLOCK TO FRENCH GUIANA TIME Greenwich Mean Time is a by-product of the historical… GMT IS A VESTIGE OF IMPERIALIST OPPRESSION, SO I’VE SET MY CLOCK TO FRENCH GUIANA TIME Greenwich Mean Time is a by-product of the historical
Interesting Information for Courteous Citizens 25 June 2018 The Veganazis, Vegeterrorians and Pest-ca-scarians are no match for my meat-induced physical strength. I could easily and clinically rip th… The Veganazis, Vegeterrorians and Pest-ca-scarians are no match for my meat-induced physical strength. I could easily and clinically rip th
Banging Thoughts for Guilty Friends 18 May 2018 Racism comes in many forms. The type of racism I experience is the type exclusively levelled at jowl-encrusted 50 year old men from suburba… Racism comes in many forms. The type of racism I experience is the type exclusively levelled at jowl-encrusted 50 year old men from suburba
Glorious Facts For Obedient Citizens 1 May 2018 May DayMay Day - two words both ancient pagans and victims of aircraft disaster know all too well. For one, it's a time of celebration. For …
