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Tulpamancy Explained

What separates a tulpa from an imaginary friend is that, once fully formed after months of a process called 'forcing', a tulpa will act autonomously.

General Election

This is not the Brexit election. This is an election about reducing a death toll.

Animal Hanging

There are records of animals being put on trial and punished by public execution, usually hanging, dating back to the 13th through to 16th century for crimes ranging from theft to murder to bestiality.

True Fun Will Only Be Possible After The Revolution

Any appeal to the legal constitution created by this archaic class of Victorian gargamels to hoist them out of power is the naive galaxy brain-thinking of remain-or-die centrist Twitter dads.

What is Capitalism?

Is capitalism typing internet comments without ever releasing the shift key to unlock the power of shouting in the written word? No.