Please try your best this month 1 February 2019 How can you have self-doubt when your locus of responsibility is placed in a Tesla car and fired at the moon?
Encrusted Data For Future Generations 1 January 2019 THE ORBJust let us be governed by machines. A huge, sentient, clicking orb sat atop a mountain with hulking tendrils of wires sliding down…
Brain News For Crenellated Minds 1 December 2018 HE'S DONE IT AGAINIt's 2:05pm and I'm wandering the Tate Modern looking for a sharpener I left here when I came in earlier to use the…
Fanged Facts Like Barbed Wire 1 November 2018 Aunty Agatha's Understanding ZoneDear Aunt Agatha, I found your advice column in the paper yesterday and when I saw you were taking…
Big Details for Distressed Taxpayers 1 October 2018 GOODNIGHT THUMPERPhilip May stabs his shovel into the topsoil so both his arms are free to gesture at once. "So, explain cultural…
Big Facts for Smashed Up Friends 1 September 2018 FAIR WAGES NOWShaking my head at the vast majority of so-called vegans and vegetarians who are willing to talk the big talk when it comes…
Crumbling Facts for Withered Pals 23 July 2018 GMT IS A VESTIGE OF IMPERIALIST OPPRESSION, SO I’VE SET MY CLOCK TO FRENCH GUIANA TIME Greenwich Mean Time is a by-product of the…
Interesting Information for Courteous Citizens 25 June 2018 The Veganazis, Vegeterrorians and Pest-ca-scarians are no match for my meat-induced physical strength. I could easily and clinically rip…
Banging Thoughts for Guilty Friends 18 May 2018 Racism comes in many forms. The type of racism I experience is the type exclusively levelled at jowl-encrusted 50 year old men from…
Glorious Facts For Obedient Citizens 1 May 2018 May DayMay Day - two words both ancient pagans and victims of aircraft disaster know all too well. For one, it's a time of celebration. For…
