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Statement from Now Then Magazine

STATEMENT FROM NOW THEN MAGAZINE It has come to our attention that some of the advice being distributed by Advice Arnold in this monthly…

First Fest / Spiders

Dear Advice Arnold, This summer I’m heading out to my first ever festival with my wife and kids. It was a toss up between Glastonbury and…

Tax Dodge / Capitalism

Dear Advice Arnold, I’ve recently come into possession of a tidy sum of money. I don’t want the grubby, urchin-like taxman getting his…

April Fool / Wine Notes #3

APRIL FOOL Dear Advice Arnold, I am a 54 year old woman from East Hampshire. I enjoy dog walking and used to enjoy the music of Rolf…

Dog Grooming / Monoculture

Dear Advice Arnold, Long-time reader, first-time writer. Love the work you did in the 90s with Keith & Maxin. It was the soundtrack…

Dry Jan Diary / Arms Length

Much like 99.9% of the population, I indulged until I resembled Jabba the Hutt on a fat day during the festive period and then attempted…

Advice Arnold

Alcohol: Ooh, yes please. Colour: An instant-grey-teeth red. A deep, bilious red that you will soon see bubbling in cauldrons. Nose: A…

TV TRICK / SCHOOLBOY ERROR

Dear Advice Arnold, Long time reader, first time writer. Love your stuff, although I hated those Crunchy Nut adverts you did, you…

Having Fun / Wine Notes #1

Dear Advice Arnold, You may not remember, but I met you at an acid house free party in the Peak District circa '95. It was definitely you…