Statement from Now Then Magazine 23 June 2016 STATEMENT FROM NOW THEN MAGAZINE It has come to our attention that some of the advice being distributed by Advice Arnold in this monthly…
First Fest / Spiders 24 May 2016 Dear Advice Arnold, This summer I’m heading out to my first ever festival with my wife and kids. It was a toss up between Glastonbury and…
Tax Dodge / Capitalism 23 April 2016 Dear Advice Arnold, I’ve recently come into possession of a tidy sum of money. I don’t want the grubby, urchin-like taxman getting his…
April Fool / Wine Notes #3 24 March 2016 APRIL FOOL Dear Advice Arnold, I am a 54 year old woman from East Hampshire. I enjoy dog walking and used to enjoy the music of Rolf…
Dog Grooming / Monoculture 20 February 2016 Dear Advice Arnold, Long-time reader, first-time writer. Love the work you did in the 90s with Keith & Maxin. It was the soundtrack…
Dry Jan Diary / Arms Length 23 January 2016 Much like 99.9% of the population, I indulged until I resembled Jabba the Hutt on a fat day during the festive period and then attempted…
Happy New Year from Advice Arnold / Pub Floors 19 December 2015 Alright folks, the fun’s over. Turn off Now That’s What I Call Christmas, stop necking mulled wine by the gallon, head back to your day…
Advice Arnold 22 November 2015 Alcohol: Ooh, yes please. Colour: An instant-grey-teeth red. A deep, bilious red that you will soon see bubbling in cauldrons. Nose: A…
TV TRICK / SCHOOLBOY ERROR 21 October 2015 Dear Advice Arnold, Long time reader, first time writer. Love your stuff, although I hated those Crunchy Nut adverts you did, you…
Having Fun / Wine Notes #1 22 September 2015 Dear Advice Arnold, You may not remember, but I met you at an acid house free party in the Peak District circa '95. It was definitely you…
