Cool Beans

23 June 2016

STATEMENT FROM NOW THEN MAGAZINE It has come to our attention that some of the advice being distributed by Advice Arnold in this monthly C…

STATEMENT FROM NOW THEN MAGAZINE


It has come to our attention that some of the advice being distributed by Advice Arnold in this monthly C

24 May 2016

Dear Advice Arnold, This summer I’m heading out to my first ever festival with my wife and kids. It was a toss up between Glastonbury and I…

 Dear Advice Arnold,
This summer I’m heading out to my first ever festival with my wife and kids. It was a toss up between Glastonbury and I

23 April 2016

Dear Advice Arnold, I’ve recently come into possession of a tidy sum of money. I don’t want the grubby, urchin-like taxman getting his mit…

 Dear Advice Arnold,

I’ve recently come into possession of a tidy sum of money. I don’t want the grubby, urchin-like taxman getting his mit

24 March 2016

APRIL FOOL Dear Advice Arnold, I am a 54 year old woman from East Hampshire. I enjoy dog walking and used to enjoy the music of Rolf Harri…

APRIL FOOL

Dear Advice Arnold,

I am a 54 year old woman from East Hampshire. I enjoy dog walking and used to enjoy the music of Rolf Harri

20 February 2016

Dear Advice Arnold, Long-time reader, first-time writer. Love the work you did in the 90s with Keith & Maxin. It was the soundtrack to…

 Dear Advice Arnold,

Long-time reader, first-time writer. Love the work you did in the 90s with Keith &amp; Maxin. It was the soundtrack to

23 January 2016

Much like 99.9% of the population, I indulged until I resembled Jabba the Hutt on a fat day during the festive period and then attempted to…

 Much like 99.9% of the population, I indulged until I resembled Jabba the Hutt on a fat day during the festive period and then attempted to

19 December 2015

Alright folks, the fun’s over. Turn off Now That’s What I Call Christmas, stop necking mulled wine by the gallon, head back to your day job…

 Alright folks, the fun’s over. Turn off Now That’s What I Call Christmas, stop necking mulled wine by the gallon, head back to your day job

22 November 2015

Alcohol: Ooh, yes please. Colour: An instant-grey-teeth red. A deep, bilious red that you will soon see bubbling in cauldrons. Nose: A winc…

 Alcohol: Ooh, yes please.
Colour: An instant-grey-teeth red. A deep, bilious red that you will soon see bubbling in cauldrons.
Nose: A winc

21 October 2015

Dear Advice Arnold, Long time reader, first time writer. Love your stuff, although I hated those Crunchy Nut adverts you did, you sell-out.…

 Dear Advice Arnold,
Long time reader, first time writer. Love your stuff, although I hated those Crunchy Nut adverts you did, you sell-out.

22 September 2015

Dear Advice Arnold, You may not remember, but I met you at an acid house free party in the Peak District circa '95. It was definitely you …

 Dear Advice Arnold,

You may not remember, but I met you at an acid house free party in the Peak District circa '95. It was definitely you