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Encrusted Data For Future Generations

THE ORBJust let us be governed by machines. A huge, sentient, clicking orb sat atop a mountain with hulking tendrils of wires sliding down i…

Brain News For Crenellated Minds

HE'S DONE IT AGAINIt's 2:05pm and I'm wandering the Tate Modern looking for a sharpener I left here when I came in earlier to use the toilet…

Fanged Facts Like Barbed Wire

Aunty Agatha's Understanding ZoneDear Aunt Agatha, I found your advice column in the paper yesterday and when I saw you were taking submissi…

Big Details for Distressed Taxpayers

GOODNIGHT THUMPERPhilip May stabs his shovel into the topsoil so both his arms are free to gesture at once. "So, explain cultural appropriat…

Big Facts for Smashed Up Friends

FAIR WAGES NOWShaking my head at the vast majority of so-called vegans and vegetarians who are willing to talk the big talk when it comes to…

Crumbling Facts for Withered Pals

GMT IS A VESTIGE OF IMPERIALIST OPPRESSION, SO I’VE SET MY CLOCK TO FRENCH GUIANA TIME Greenwich Mean Time is a by-product of the historical…

GMT IS A VESTIGE OF IMPERIALIST OPPRESSION, SO I’VE SET MY CLOCK TO FRENCH GUIANA TIME
Greenwich Mean Time is a by-product of the historical

Interesting Information for Courteous Citizens

The Veganazis, Vegeterrorians and Pest-ca-scarians are no match for my meat-induced physical strength. I could easily and clinically rip th…

 The Veganazis, Vegeterrorians and Pest-ca-scarians are no match for my meat-induced physical strength. I could easily and clinically rip th

Banging Thoughts for Guilty Friends

Racism comes in many forms. The type of racism I experience is the type exclusively levelled at jowl-encrusted 50 year old men from suburba…

 Racism comes in many forms. The type of racism I experience is the type exclusively levelled at jowl-encrusted 50 year old men from suburba

Glorious Facts For Obedient Citizens

May DayMay Day - two words both ancient pagans and victims of aircraft disaster know all too well. For one, it's a time of celebration. For …

Birthday Facts for Ageing Friends

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW THEN MAGAZINE Now Then Magazine is ten years old this month. In human years, that is also ten years old. Old enough to us…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW THEN MAGAZINE
Now Then Magazine is ten years old this month. In human years, that is also ten years old. Old enough to us