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Big Stories For Little Children

There is a lot to be upset about in this world: Trump; Syria; that publishing deal for my cookbook that fell through; my marriage. I do…

Alternative Facts for Radiant Youths

SNAKES Tracy Denholm When asked to comment on the subject of white allies, Muhammed Ali once likened the situation to being barrelled down…

Fakes News For Nauseated Tweens

HELL IS OTHER AGE GROUPS I have endless respect for millenials. No one has more respect for millenials than me. My own son is a millenial.…

Dismal Updates For Grieving Citizens

In this fraught world of polarisation, where truth doesn't matter and reality is but a moth flitting senselessly through a hall of virtual…

Mumbled Promises for Subterranean Dads

DEBATE: If someone at SAD FACTS needs to be sacked, it should be Simon. FOR: SAD FACTS is like a family and so, like all good families,…

Upsetting Truths For Despondent Citizens

MINI-MALALA GALA Sheffield City Council have announced plans to erect a miniscule monument to activist and Nobel Peace Prize winner Malala…

Lifestyle Tips For Cowering Wrecks

STAIRWELLS There has been public outcry following the sudden disappearance of stairwells from public buildings across South Yorkshire.…

Useless Knowledge For Shivering Teens

In a recent retrospective, it has emerged that Sheffield's Cholera monument, designed by architect M E Hadfield, was built using actual…