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Synthetic News For Loyal Citizens

I Tire of My Spine Since a very young age, I have known I do not need a spine. In school I was indoctrinated into believing the complex sta…

BIG LIES FOR TINY PARENTS

The Baby Didn't Vote “But the baby didn’t vote!” This is one of the typical garbled cries you’d hear from a remain moaner, as I call them.…

Clammy News for Furtive Denizens

THE REAL FASCISTS If there’s any real authoritarians here, it’s the authoritarian left. That’s what I say. I say it at least once a day in r…

Fractured Truths For Trembling Dudes

FREE SPEECH It used to be the case in this once-great country that British Citizens were allowed to say what they thought. So why is it I ca…

Moist Facts For Crestfallen Chumps

Sad Facts by Brian Kindermelch LAST CHRISTMAS ME GET FANCY LOOKING ‘Amazon Echo’ FOR CHRISTMAS. IT ROUND & SHINY AND RECOGNISES BRIAN V…

Chlorinated News For Low Earners

PROBLEM By Brian Kindermelch HELLO NOW ME MUST SAY FIRST THAT BRIAN NOT NORMALLY WRITE LETTERS. ME HAVE MORE IMPORTANT WAY TO SPEND TIME. …

Questionable Truths For Sweaty Serfs

NATIONAL CHARACTER By Simon Klimpt Jeremy Corbyn cannot build the broad coalition he requires for power simply by dispensing platitudes int…

BEAUTIFUL INFO FOR CHERISHED DWEEBS

SAD FACTS by Tracy Denholm War has always been about fucking: cannons blaring, pikes rearing, semi-automatics shooting hot rounds into the a…